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[...] Well. Someone has been paying a great deal of attention to my goings on.

› Philip: Naturally. In a life short on unambiguous victories, recruiting Philip remains my finest accomplishment.
› Jackson: No.
› Aziz: He’s been helping with my physical training for years. Proximity does what it always does.
› Adrían: He meets a particular need. The infuriating authority he wields in all areas of his life is, unfortunately, very compelling. Y ~~Since~~

I hope you aren't feeling too pleased with yourself.

You make it difficult not to pay attention but we'll know how pleased I should be when you reveal how many I missed.

Edited Date: 2026-01-28 03:22 pm (UTC)

None of them, you wretch.

Edited Date: 2026-01-28 03:42 pm (UTC)

[...] In a life short on unambiguous victories, this may become my finest accomplishment.

Do you want this whiskey or not?

I'd like more time w to interrogate you, whiskey merely sweetens the deal.

Edited Date: 2026-01-28 04:02 pm (UTC)

If you intend to interrogate me about my past sexual entanglements, I suggest you clear your schedule. This will require multiple meetings, as I had a very exciting life in the ’90s and ’00s.